Once again I'm writing a guest blog. No, Mum isn't as sick as a dog (again) I've just decided to be a good little boy and do as mummy says so that she'll let me experiment with stuff from my new dangerous book for boys(Mum says that hopefully they are soon going to publish an equivalent for girl's. She wishes.)
AAAHHH there is an ENORMOUS SPIDER(Did I mention my massive arachnaphobia?) scuttling across the front room floor! It scared the crap out of me!!! I put mums clunky phone next to it so you can see just how big it is.
I have had 4 presents in one day and it isn't even my birthday! 1st was my dangerous book for boys from mum,
2nd was the highlighter pen that looks like something that could be incredibly painful from mum's consultant, 3rd was the really cool Oriental hat that I got from Sue(who's just returned from China),4th also from Sue were a load of excellente! pearl beads. So my next holiday is definitely going to be to China just because of those. If you ask really nicely I might just think about bringing back presents just for you and only you (which will be quite a lot of only you's).
I bid Thee farewell, Goodbye. It's my bedtime now!